Old Man's Junk Radio Ads

Welcome to the Old Man’s Junk Radio Vault—a collection of real ads that ran on local stations and somehow convinced people to come buy everything from firewood to floor tile.


Narrated by a local legend, these spots are unscripted, unpolished, and full of attitude, just the way listeners liked them.

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 1
He was born without a filtah!

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 2
The Old Man's got gas

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 3
Winter makes the Old Man Grumpy

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 4
Get a cheap meal at the Grumpy Grill

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 5
Yard & Crafts Sale

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 6
Florida Vacation

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 7
Find Some Junk to Bring Home

Old Man's Junk Radio Ad 8
Play New Hampshire Lottery and Keno