Taxidermy

Welcome to The Old Man's Dead Animal Petting Zoo

Every pile of junk needs a section that makes people stop and go "wait, what?" This is it.

Deer heads, whole bears, big cats, and the occasional creature nobody can quite identify — welcome to The Old Man's Dead Animal Petting Zoo. I'm no expert on which buck was shot by whoever's uncle, but I can tell you the mounts are solid and priced fair.

Great for a camp, a man cave, a bar, or freaking out your mother-in-law. Stop in Thursday through Sunday, 10 to 4, and see what's staring back at you. Petting optional.

I've got a real ten-foot, one-of-a-kind stuffed alligator down at Old Man's Junk, complete with a tag on his tail and a hand in his jaws to prove he means business.

While online listings go for $5,900, you can take this toothy beast home for $4,500. Just keep your hands to yourself—he bites!